Getting Old(er)You know you are getting on in years when:
1. People whom you come into business contact with are increasingly similar in age.
2. People who commented you look young, still guess an age above your actual.
3. People whom you commented look young, are really younger than you.
4. People start asking whether you are married, not whether you are attached.
5. People start to believe you when you jest that you are actually divorced with three kids.
6. People start to praise that you are a chio mum, when they see photos of you carrying an ubercute baby.
7. You start feeling ashamed of not being able to engage actively in discussions involving gross FDI and FDI disbursements.
8. You feel hot and tie your hair into 2 ponytails, look into the mirror, and actually say "hey that's cute!"
9. You find wine that smells like cough syrup, actually rather tasty.
10. You can sit and stone in a park.